Mommy, Daddy, Jonny, Davie, Bubba, Cricket—
I love you.
- me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
- me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
- me during the day: how do I spell house?
- me: hello followers how are you
- followers:
- followers:
- followers:
- me: yeah me too
don’t you hate it when your dragon boyfriend turns out to be a river. Its almost as bad as that time my first girlfriend turned into the moon
^^
Newborn baby deer [x]
Anonymous asked: If you swallowed a marble what would you do?
Ask my mom. After receiving a “you know, I really don’t know” we’d Google it and get sidetracked by Saturday Night Live or Jimmy Dean.
Page 1 of 446
